2008 Woodie Awards
Letters to the Editor
Martin Kaelli
Issue date: 2/15/06 Section: Letters to the Editor
In my opinion, the Republican Party does not deserve to have hot chicks as members. Therefore, the Editor in Chief of our school newspaper should henceforth change her political affiliation and register as a Democrat.
Also in my opinion, the eye-popping, curvaceous, scrumptiously scintillating sexy svelte shape of the Student Life Editor of our school newspaper, should be expertly and painstakingly carved into marble and placed atop the "egg" portion of the long-standing metal sculpture in between Darwin and Stevenson Halls. In my opinion (of course), this masterpiece of perfect proportions should be titled, "Bucking the Trend."
Lastly, in my opinion, if the misspelling of the continent "Australia" on the front page of this week's edition of the Star was intentionally overlooked so as to lure educated eyes towards a lovely color picture of the Student Life Editor mentioned above, then the Copy Editor of our school newspaper should be commended and praised for his ingenuity and good taste. If however, the oversight WAS NOT INTENTIONAL, then a picture of this copy editor's bare buttocks should grace the pages of next week's edition of the Star. With any luck it may be more flattering than the one showing the back of his head.
Also in my opinion, the eye-popping, curvaceous, scrumptiously scintillating sexy svelte shape of the Student Life Editor of our school newspaper, should be expertly and painstakingly carved into marble and placed atop the "egg" portion of the long-standing metal sculpture in between Darwin and Stevenson Halls. In my opinion (of course), this masterpiece of perfect proportions should be titled, "Bucking the Trend."
Lastly, in my opinion, if the misspelling of the continent "Australia" on the front page of this week's edition of the Star was intentionally overlooked so as to lure educated eyes towards a lovely color picture of the Student Life Editor mentioned above, then the Copy Editor of our school newspaper should be commended and praised for his ingenuity and good taste. If however, the oversight WAS NOT INTENTIONAL, then a picture of this copy editor's bare buttocks should grace the pages of next week's edition of the Star. With any luck it may be more flattering than the one showing the back of his head.